I'm David. This is where I post various things and it's cool if you like some or all of them. I finally got around to not having the default layout. I guess I get around to things eventually.

31st July 2014

Post reblogged from HARTO with 840 notes

mydrunkkitchen:

Don’t you hate when you notice how dirty your keyboard is?

I really do. Mine just asked me to give it a blowjob. It’s like, dude, we have a working relationship and I’ve told you no.

31st July 2014

Video reblogged from flavorpill with 52 notes

flavorpill:

Louboutin has released its David Lynch-directed nail polish commercial, because nothing screams “Mani-pedis, betches!” quite like Eraserhead.

30th July 2014

Post reblogged from Apparently Fish Need Bicycles. with 24,630 notes

actual-smaug:

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

it only took one arrow to bring down Smaug

and three to take down Boromir

who’s the real bitch here

the fuck kind of post is this

Source: leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas

30th July 2014

Post reblogged from Subsidiary of Taco Corp. with 13,318 notes

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

Tagged: who gives a fuck about an oxford comma?methat's whooxford comma for life!

Source: delgrosso

30th July 2014

Photo reblogged from For animated GIFs with 13,735 notes

30th July 2014

Photo reblogged from with 59,973 notes


born—misunderstood:

That’s cold

born—misunderstood:

That’s cold

Tagged: holy shit

Source: twitterscreencaps

30th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Tastefully Offensive on Tumblr with 3,143 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Fake hair so real it’s… [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Fake hair so real it’s… [x]

Tagged: geniuspunsi love punsshop names with puns are the bestest

30th July 2014

Photo reblogged from LadyDee with 146,235 notes

deebott:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

I wanna eat it

deebott:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

I wanna eat it

Tagged: check this shit outhow the hellwow

Source: srsfunny

29th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from everyone is king when there's no one left to pawn with 17,465 notes

elucipher:

kleinecharlotte:

The Sao Francisco Church, Brazil (x)

Source: kleinecharlotte

29th July 2014

Post reblogged from Vera said that? with 46 notes

mallelis:

babe babe babe
babe
babe are you awake
babe wake up

what
what is it
babe what if we stayed in bed all day
we’re in bed right now
no but we’ll just
it’ll be like now but in the day

why would we do that
for peace, yoko
ok
and we could order room service for peace 
ok
and make pillow forts for peace
ok
did you just wake me up to tell me to stay in bed
stay in bed for peace, yoko
okay well i’m going to start now, okay?
okay
i’m going back to sleep
going back to sleep for peace?

John Lennon writes “Imagine”