This is the most perfect video on the whole fricked up internet and we all owe it to ourselves to watch it once a day
cutest thing to ever happen on the Muppet Show, bar none
I’m not crying you’re crying
This just made my day
OK, so that’s me for the night. No better way to finish the evening, really.
Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.
John Scalzi gets it.
In Utah no one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
In Maine it’s unlawful to tickle women under the chin with a feather duster.
In Kansas it’s illegal to serve wine in teacups.
In Oregon one may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.
Trojans (Lenno Remix) - Atlas Genius
I keep saying I’m finally gonna get back into my regular routine, but I think maybe this has always been my regular routine.
i’m violently sobbing and my ovaries are aching.
Look, I don’t know everything (or possibly anything) about you but I think I’m safe in saying that if you click play on the music that I’m posting right after this while looking at these pics then your life will improve.
If I’m wrong by all means let me know. I don’t get anywhere near enough hatemail on this here tumblr.
Found my wedding cake.
This is an amazing idea for a wedding cake. The person who thought of this is a genius.
MONK #1: wait remind me of what Asia looks like when you put it all together at onceMONK #2: a big horse with wings that’s about to eat EuropeMONK #1: right right thanksMONK #2: no problem
Two Monks Invent Medieval Cartography by Mallory Ortberg
my abnormal psych professor brought up a good point the other day.
she was talking about anxiety disorders, specifically OCD-related anxiety disorders and mentioned hoarding disorder.
she said “remember when we wrote our papers about the historical treatment of the mentally ill? So many of you brought up how appalling it was that people would walk through asylums for entertainment. But how many of you have watched Hoarders? It’s the same thing- we just do it from a distance now.”
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