Don’t you hate when you notice how dirty your keyboard is?
I really do. Mine just asked me to give it a blowjob. It’s like, dude, we have a working relationship and I’ve told you no.
it only took one arrow to bring down Smaug
and three to take down Boromir
who’s the real bitch here
the fuck kind of post is this
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Fake hair so real it’s… [x]
Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass
I wanna eat it
The Sao Francisco Church, Brazil (x)
babe babe babe
babe are you awake
babe wake up
what is it
babe what if we stayed in bed all day
we’re in bed right now
no but we’ll just
it’ll be like now but in the day
why would we do that
for peace, yoko
and we could order room service for peace
and make pillow forts for peace
did you just wake me up to tell me to stay in bed
stay in bed for peace, yoko
okay well i’m going to start now, okay?
i’m going back to sleep
going back to sleep for peace?
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