July 2011
13 posts
Question of the day
Elsewhere on-line I saw the question: If you could master any dance or gymnastics move, what would it be?
I can only think “a bloody miracle.”
I have a tip for you, too: Stop being such an... →
filleosophy:
A mere two hours into my shift last week, I began having intense visions of sugar-plum fairies fluttering through the front door and dropping explosives on every table in the cafe.
I would only add that the people who work in the service industry are doing just that, providing a service, they are not anyone’s servants.
Tonight's dinner
Tonight’s dinner consisted of some garlic bread (the baguette kind; thank you Marks & Spencer) and a pepperoni pizza which, of course, covers two of the main food groups:
Bread Products and Things You Can Put On Bread Products.
Oh yeah, and I had a couple of beers too. So that’s three.
Go me.
Russians and alcohol
Now some of you, some of the six or so people who read my words, may think “couldn’t you just put Russians?” to which I would reply “you’re exactly the kind of person who’ll like the link further down in this post” to which you might reply “what link?” and then I’d probably get all flustered and worry about how derailed this post was...
Legalise Marijuana
I don’t have a huge amount to say on the legalisation of drugs front (well, I do, but I’m not in the mood right now so I’m just going to leave it alone at this moment in time) but I think that if this doesn’t persuade people that that marijuana can do good things then there’s something wrong with said people.
I speak of...
Grow one save a million
One might be forgiven for thinking that “grow one” could be a pair and that “save a million” could be orphans or something which you would save with your new-found confidence. I wouldn’t forgive you because that idea is really stupid but others might. It’s a moot point anyway so stop going on about it. Grow one save a million isn’t about growing a pair...
Unusual words →
Imagine how annoying it would be to not be able to think of “Lethologica” (the inability to recall a precise word for something). I frequently can’t remember the precise word I want and it would be very ‘me’ for it to be the word describing that very feature of my confused mutterings.
carpe-noxem:
Basorexia - an overwhelming desire to neck or kiss
Lygerastia - the...
That one person
That one person that I know that thinks that I should grow my hair out has noticed that I’ve not had my hair cut for a little while. It’s kinda nice that I can still get a compliment, and that even if it’s fewer people, there are still people who think that I look OK when I don’t bother to get things done (and no, I did not head out today, on this Saturday, to get my hair...
My hair is a mess
My hair is a mess because I did not get it cut. Really I should have gone for a haircut the weekend before last but I didn’t. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I’d gone for a haircut last weekend but I didn’t. This weekend is really when it was needed so, having left it too long, I made it out of the house to the barber’s shop and it was closed. Advertising for staff...
