Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1.
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This is the scariest thing I’ve read in a while.
Maybe coming on here because I can’t sleep was a bad idea.
The cutest kitten gifs ever on tumblr
do not do this to my frail and mortal being
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You would think that after all these years of highly publicized social media screw ups and popular SXSW panels that highlight such screw ups, brands would finally get the message; Don’t be a jackass and alienate your biggest fans.
The board members of Yahoo survey their new domain.
Seen here, the executives who voted to purchase tumblr watch as a demonstrator scrolls down a sample dashboard. Assembled randomly to showcase the most common imagery found on their new blogging platform, Yahoo boards members were suddenly witness to over 500 acts of sodomy, 750 samples of Adventure Time shipping, 200 gruesomely mutilated bodies, 9 reviews of Star Trek Into Darkness, 900 fake nudes of Spock, 2 flame wars over their purchase and one photo, bearing 672,000 notes, depicting a sock on a floor.
“We knew this was a risk,” said censorship chairman Zebediah O’Beasley III, “But we stand by our decision and expect to make back our money by selling ads on the tumblr radar.” The first Yahoo sponsored ads for Chick-fil-A, Westboro Baptist Church and the National Association for the Advancement of Comic Sans will begin running shortly.
You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.
BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ
5 blackberries
5 ice cubes
1 shot of bourbon
¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)
¼ cup cold club soda (optional)
Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.
Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone
We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com
Well NOW I know what I’m doing this weekend!
This looks amazing.
Holy fuckballs, yes.
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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